Tornado Watch

As you wend your way across the Northern States of the U.S. you are likely to encounter a Tornado Watch. So far, four Tornado watches have been encountered first hand. Now, before you get excited, a Tornado Watch merely tells you that the conditions for a Tornado exist, not that you are going to be lucky enough to see a Tornado. Call me suicidal, but I reckon that would be quite exciting.
Ah, as we speak, the current watch has been turned into a warning which is altogether more real. That means, if I could understand the voice correctly, that there's a tornado in Dundee which is about 15 miles East. Oo err missus.
Anyway, tornadoes have affected every state in the U.S. and, should you ever visit, you should be aware of the procedure you should take when you are in a Tornado Warning area.
1) Put on a big hat.
2) Go to the Motel Courtyard.
3) Open a can of beer.
4) Chat to the good ole boys about previous tornado experiences.